Howlings » humor http://howlings.com Wild Woman of the Web Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:57:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Winter Park Ready For Skiers http://howlings.com/2010/04/winter-park-ready-for-skiers/ http://howlings.com/2010/04/winter-park-ready-for-skiers/#comments Mon, 19 Apr 2010 17:19:52 +0000 cale http://howlings.com/?p=512 From Regional Mobility, December 1985

“Winter is a problematical time for most people with ambulatory disabilites because of the curious relationship between themselves and snow…”

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“We all joke around about relative levels of disability. Above-the-knee amputees (ak’s) will joke around about below-the-knee amputees: “B-ks are almost human.” But let’s face it. Sometimes even a b-k feels like a real gimp.

I once met a freestyle skier who had blown her knee out the previous season and

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“Last month I made a distinction between the person with an athletic injury and the “real gimp’ This month’s column is a commentary on the rarest breed of gimp, the supergimp.

In case you’re not familiar with the term, gimps are humans possessing an abnormal walking style, commonly described as a

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